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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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politicalsexkitten:

Reblog if a white boy ever ruined ur day and/or life

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lifehackable:

maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit

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anotherknifeinmybed:

thegreenguitar:

Pawnography

that was the best pun ever excuse you

(Source: crazynattie)

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Source: japcoregalore)

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metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

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davidbowflex:

everyone, i need your help. i am ordering a pizza. i had a deal with pizza management, but they are suddenly asking for $17,000. any donations directly to my wallet are appreciated. please, this is for stuffed crust