Posted 6 hours ago

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

Posted 7 hours ago

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

(Source: diobreado)

Posted 7 hours ago
pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

Posted 7 hours ago

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

(Source: robotindisguise)

Posted 7 hours ago

amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

mermandos:

y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

Stages of being an anime fan

  1. there is only one stage and its being an idiot weeaboo piece of shit
Posted 7 hours ago

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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