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nitefuries:

september 30, 11:59 pm:

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Posted 2 minutes ago

akoolguy:

hardcockforhitchcock:

raving-mad-hatter:

ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”

so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him

not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”

My friend was held in tommy wiseau’s arms.

you’re good but be better

Posted 3 minutes ago

vvant:

futuremrslizcrosby8714:

vvant:

DO U EVER WANT A SPECIFIC PERSON TO JUST WAKE UP NAKED IN BED WITH U OUT OF NOWHERE

Sidney
Beau
Patrick
Johnny
Jeff
Zac
Jordan
Eric
Drayson
GALLY
Landy
Jared
Shall I continue????

no bc i dont know any of those ppl

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

Posted 1 hour ago

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

Posted 1 hour ago
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d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

Posted 2 hours ago

unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity