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riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

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Posted 9 hours ago

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

Posted 19 hours ago

meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 21 hours ago

officialnorthamerica:

officialnorthamerica:

7 billion people, 14 billion noses

Wait that’s not right

Posted 21 hours ago
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

Posted 21 hours ago

allmonds:

Facebook is important and it needs to be protected at all costs

Posted 21 hours ago

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

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